By Solenn40974 - 26/02/2018 14:00
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Top 500 January-February-March 2016
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I like your style
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Santa Claus
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He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
What'ch'all looking at?
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Supersize Menu
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Omelette Master Badge
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Top 500 July-August-September 2014
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Top 500 April-May-June 2014
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Top 100 July-August-September 2013
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Top 500 October-November-December 2011
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Top 500 July-August-September 2011
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King of the seas
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Happy month-versary
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
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YDI Master
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50 favorites
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A new thumb
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It's in the can!
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Socialite
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The rules are the rules
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I NEED to know!
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Checking you out
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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Censored
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50 quality comments
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Invader
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Tweet, tweet
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I’m your new creative director
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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One more and it's business time
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
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Gandhi
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By ou le facteur ? - 04/07/2017 19:02 - Switzerland - Geneve
Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de la VDM, comme beaucoup je viens de créer un compte pour vous répondre! Déjà absolument ravie qu'elle ai été publiée, ensuite bien entendu il y avait trop peu de caractères pour pouvoir expliquer toute l'anecdote. Pour les explications, il ne s'agit nullement d'une agression. Le chirurgien je le connaissait, c'était mon spécialiste. En fait ce jour là on m'a descendue dans le couloir du bloc, seulement mon chirurgien a eu une urgence de dernière minute. Donc on m'a un peu oubliée là pendant une heure sur mon brancard, donc déjà un peu stressée (car c'est jamais marrant de se faire operer). Ensuite normalement avant une opération on est censé vous poser un cathéter et vous donner un tranquillisant. Sauf que le personnel avait complètement zappé, du coup en entrant enfin dans la salle, mon spécialiste/chirurgien (qui est super cool et gay au passage, donc il risque pas de tripoter ses patientes) me pince les joues en mode gouzi gouzi (d'où mon pseudo quand j'ai posté la vdm) et dit au personnel de la salle "on va particulièrement bien prendre soin de cette petite". Face à mon regard (outré est un peu fort, mais je ne m'y attendait pas et avec le stress plus l'attente voilà voilà quoi) il a remarqué que je n'avais pas eu de tranquillisant (d'où le "elle n'est pas shootée?"). J'espère avoir pu vous éclairer, en ces temps il vaut mieux ne pas laisser place aux malentendus! Bonne journée à tous ?