By cotcotcot - 08/08/2011 09:27 - France
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Madoras's favorite FMLs
Diabolique
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Turquie
By bientôt mari - 13/08/2011 01:16 - France
By gerju - 13/08/2011 09:17 - France
Ah, t'es là…
By Tanguy123bodin - 13/08/2011 13:06
By Anonyme - 14/08/2011 23:53 - Liban
Euh, pardon ?
By vertetor - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By Pafette ! - 16/08/2011 23:41 - France
By Anonyme - 17/08/2011 15:33 - France
By Anonyme - 17/08/2011 19:27 - France
Partir en vrille
By titoffe - 18/08/2011 20:43 - France
By AdeLioness - 21/08/2011 06:04
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Coupure
By Lapatate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Jackomolo - 21/08/2011 17:26 - France
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Le soucis c'est que mon immeuble est grand et que ma coloc' arrive dans une semaine. Je ne sais donc pas qui est cette fameuse voisine... RE-VDM les amis
By Brainenpanne - 22/08/2011 14:49 - France
By Lilia1802 - 22/08/2011 18:36 - France
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Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.
By Anonyme - 23/08/2011 11:32 - France
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Pour ceux qui voulaient des précisions, je suis enseignant et c'est ma première mutation titulaire donc non, je ne peux pas la refuser. Pour ce qui est des distances, pour vous donner une idée, elle travaillait à montpellier et moi à grenoble, elle vient à grenoble et je pars vers genève. PS : Merci pour vos commentaires
Pauvre petit chat
By sophie34 - 24/08/2011 10:48 - France
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By 2pas_sage - 02/09/2011 00:11 - France
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C'est véridique, et ça s'est déroulé à Grenoble. J'avoue sur le moment on a beaucoup ri, tellement qu'en fait on a dû s'arrêter, et on a fini par se mater un DVD. Bon c'est sûr j'avais un peu la mort, même si tout était retombé. Mais on a remis le couvert un peu plus tard hein ^^ on allait quand même pas s'arrêter en si bon chemin ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires qui pour certains m'ont autant fait rire que la p'tite vieille ! Bonne journée à tous !
Le film, c'était super 8. Pas que ça soit tellement terrifiant pourtant... Et je confirme : Le coca n'est d'aucune aide pour stopper le sang.