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By Bob - 20/05/2012 22:00 - France - Ronchin
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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By Bob - 20/05/2012 22:00 - France - Ronchin
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By Ennemiedesordures - 28/05/2012 15:10 - France - Versailles
By Username - 31/05/2012 08:58 - Belgique - Liège
By Anonyme - 01/06/2012 23:29 - France - Rambouillet
By Pitite - 02/06/2012 09:35 - France - Versailles
By KleineFira - 03/06/2012 12:52 - France - Vincennes
By Dodopowah - 06/06/2012 16:42 - France - Lyon
By AlineW94 - 14/06/2012 22:04 - Belgique - Grez-doiceau
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By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
By Poupsie - 08/07/2012 17:13 - France - Lille
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )
By Anonyme - 09/07/2012 08:25 - France - Paris
By chacha - 12/07/2012 19:23 - France
By Roro31 - 14/07/2012 04:14 - France - Roquettes
By Meggiie - 16/07/2012 16:57 - France - Meyreuil
By ChasseDeNuit - 25/07/2012 00:16 - France - Lyon
By TerrorChief - 26/07/2012 21:36 - Suisse - Neyruz
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !