Canicule
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nancy
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nancy
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By princeronron - 05/03/2015 23:42 - Suisse - Prilly
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Je suis contente de voir que je ne suis pas là seule à avoir un petit prince. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. C'est un chat qui heureusement n'a que cette petite manie. Par contre mon chien a aussi ces petites exigences. Il refusera de manger si qui que ce soit se trouve sur la terrasse ou dans la cuisine qui relie la terrasse. Mais bon on les aime quand même ces petites boules de poils.
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By Ironie - 11/04/2015 14:37 - France - Blagnac
Bonjour à tous, je suis la victime et auteur de cette VDM Ceci s'est passé il y a bientôt 8 mois, ça faisait plus d'un an que j'étais avec lui à ce moment-là, ma "mère" et lui savaient donc bien quelles relations il existait. Quant à mon père, mes parents sont séparés, il n'est donc pas trompé Nous avions tous les deux 24 ans, je pensais donc vivre une relation sérieuse. En rentrant et au moment où je les ai vu, je suis restée tétanisée, puis je suis partie en courant de la maison, je voulais rentrer chez moi m'isoler, une amie m'a vu et m'a soutenu toute la nuit, dont je vous passe les détails, et me soutient encore d'ailleurs. Ce n'est pas le genre de chose que l'on oublie facilement. Je suis suivie par un psychiatre qui m'aide énormément. Si je publie aujourd'hui cette histoire, c'est qu'il m'a conseillé d'extérioriser et pour le prendre sur un ton "plus leger" cette même amie m'a conseillé de la publier, c'est d'ailleurs elle qui l'a rédigée, je suis même incapable de vous répondre seule Je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu