Surprise de merde
By Farold - 02/10/2015 16:48 - France - Lyon
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By Farold - 02/10/2015 16:48 - France - Lyon
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By Anonyme - 30/10/2015 15:01 - France - Chauvigny
Bonsoir à tous ! Quelle joie d'avoir ma VDM publiée ! Paraît-il qu'on est surhumain quand on réussit cet exploit ? Je l'avais juste écrite en coup de vent en repensant à cette anecdote qui m'avait marquée. En lisant les commentaires à sa publication, j'ai pu constater que le sens de ma VDM échappait à quelques uns. En effet, ma formulation n'est pas très claire, mais que voulez-vous, j'approchais dangereusement de la barre fatidique des 300 caractères :) J'ai donc créé un compte pour vous la raconter plus en détails et ainsi vous ôter le doute. C'est la gamine de CM2 qui a lancé cette horrible phrase à celle de CP. En effet, la grande venait de trébucher et tomber (sans se faire mal, seul son ego a été blessé), et la petite, qui a assisté à la scène, s'est mise à rire et s'est allègrement moquée d'elle, en lui disant d'un air dédaigneux quelque chose comme : "T'es ridicule ma pauvre !" C'est là que la grande, sûrement déjà humiliée par sa chute, lui a hurlé dessus. Evidemment, la petite a pleuré de tout son soûl et a aussitôt été prise en charge. D'autres enfants ont également pu entendre ce vilain propos et ont dû être consolés aussi. Quant à la grande, elle a fini chez le directeur et nous avons convoqué ses parents. Voilà le fin mot de l'histoire :) Bonne soirée à tous, Véronique.
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By exemple9 - 11/11/2015 20:56 - France - Fegersheim
Salut, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ^^ ! Super contente qu'elle ait été publié je ne m'y attendais absolument pas, mais ça me fait énormement plaisir ^-^ ! Alors oui en effet, je ne suis pas étudiante en médecine à proprement parler, mais en PACES (Première année commune aux études de santé) mais pour les petits malins : je doute que tout le monde sache exactement ce qu'est la PACES, alors j'ai mis "médecine" pour faire plus général :P ! Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait sourire o/ ! Courage à tout ceux qui sont entrain de vivre cette dure année qu'est la PACES, mais également aux étudiants en général ! N'abandonnez pas, vous êtes des warriors ! :3