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By Vicky04 - 22/12/2012 08:49 - France
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By Vicky04 - 22/12/2012 08:49 - France
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Le pire c'est que mes cheveux n'ont rien d'un paillasson... J'en prend même assez soin en fait. Pour tout dire l'expression m'a fait rire jusqu'à ce que je comprenne qu'il s'agisse de moi ! Le temps que l'info monte, j'emballais mes courses et je n'ai même pas osé répliquer tellement j'étais vexée. Pour compléter l'histoire, je dirai que si cette dame (ou c*******) a dit ça, c'est qu'il me restait des paillettes de la soirée de la veille et qu'après un shampoing, l'effet pailleté n'était plus le même. Ça faisait limite pas très net. :)