By m - 18/02/2013 18:04 - France
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By m - 18/02/2013 18:04 - France
By dédé - 18/02/2013 19:56 - Îles Vierges britanniques
By morganitchi - 18/02/2013 20:17 - France
By missXfuruba - 18/02/2013 23:28 - Royaume-Uni - Wrexham
By Ybilith - 19/02/2013 10:51 - France - Vienne-en-val
By 30millionsdami - 19/02/2013 11:43
Bonjour, oui j'ai retrouvé mon chat mais pas ma dignité! j'ai demandé l'âge car l’aboiement avait l'air d'être celui d'un chien assez jeune et comme j'aime les animaux, j'ai demandé... et je ne me moque pas des autistes ! c'est un site de "Vie de Merde" c'est pas le site la" Plus Grosse Blague..."
By Anonyme - 19/02/2013 13:39 - France - Avion
By moa - 19/02/2013 23:23 - France - Nantes
By aïe... - 20/02/2013 00:47 - Guadeloupe - Petit-canal
By Noob - 20/02/2013 11:14 - France - Lens
By dadf - 20/02/2013 13:00 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 20/02/2013 13:46 - France - Blaise
By Dolzi - 20/02/2013 14:18 - France
Salut, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (J'ai préféré poster la VDM sous un meilleur.. pseudo ^^) Alors, pour information, maman porte un stérilet. Et je m'en suis rendue compte pendant l'écriture de la VDM. Je l'aurais bien expliqué directement dans la VDM mais il n'y avait pas assez de caractère ! Etant donné que je suis en internat ça faisait presque 2 semaines que je n'étais pas revenue, j'ai peur de retourner en cours ;)
By inf11 - 20/02/2013 16:15 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 20/02/2013 17:10 - France - Paris
By bichette - 20/02/2013 18:38 - France - Nancy
By SNCFbonjour - 20/02/2013 19:50 - France - Chalezeule
By Oups - 20/02/2013 21:02 - France
By stella - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Darn
By évasion - 20/02/2013 22:26
Je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM. N'arrivant plus depuis de longs mois à me connecter sur mon compte, j'en ai créé un exprès afin d'apporter quelques précisions. En effet je suis entreprise privée mais je travaille directement avec le SAMU. Pour faire simple, le SAMU m'appelle avec un code d'intervention, et selon la gravité du cas, on a des degrés d'intervention: U1: nous travaillons en équipe avec le médecin et l'infirmière du SMUR car il s'agit d'une urgence vitale U2: urgence grave Dans ces deux cas, notre délai d'intervention est de 20 minutes maximum U3: urgence relative (où l'usage du deux tons et des bleus est interdit) Tout cela est donc bien réglémenté, mais j'admets que certains en abusent, bien que ce ne soit pas le cas chez nous. J'espère vous avoir éclairé et merci de m'avoir validée :)