Ça coince
By cloercie - 16/03/2012 14:01
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J'assure que ceci n'était pas fait exprès, d'où le bide ^^
By Nemo - 25/04/2012 17:04 - France - Saint Priest
By Anonyme - 04/05/2012 14:23 - France
Bonsoir à toutes et à tous je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM car oui je suis bien une femme et selon la langue française on peut mettre auteure au féminin maintenant... Premièrement merci d'avoir validé ma VDM et merci pour ce moment de franche rigolade en lisant certains de vos commentaires! Non ce ne sont pas des âne-ries et je vous dois bien quelques explications avant que cela devienne la dé-bande-âne... Lorsque j'étais petite j'habitais à la campagne et ma voisine avait un âne nommé Bibichon et tous les étés on s'amusait à aller devant son champ, je rigolais et lui ... me répondait de son cri et avait une érection à chaque fois. Sauf que son papa nous a vu faire et nous a demandé d'arrêter car ça pouvait devenir dangereux il pouvait sauter la barrière et nous courir après ^^ Quelques années plus tard mon Institut dans lequel je faisais mes études était doté de deux ânes je vous laisse imaginer la suite... la "malédiction" me poursuit donc. Voilà vous savez tout! Pour plus de précisions mon rire ressemble au cri du phoque d'un âne d'un vieux klaxon de voiture... ou encore à celui d'Arthur ou de Dominique Farrugia. Bonne soirée à vous HI HAN HI HAN PS: Je ne m'appelle ni Anne ni Juliette ^^