So lonely
By nimai - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Roumanie - Bucharest
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM =) Merci de l'avoir publiée et merci pour votre compassion! Pour répondre aux questions,la dame a +/- 65ans. Elle fait du sport pour s'entretenir un peu et je trouve ça sympa! Ça aurait été tout aussi dégue peu importe l'âge... Si elle a recraché,je pense que c'est parce qu'elle ne voulait pas boire après un inconnu justement...! Du coup j'ai évité aussi^^ Ma réaction? Ben je n'ai rien dit même si ça m'a bien énervee et que j'ai eu soif après mais j'ai eu un mélange de pitié et de respect pour cette dame qui a juste fait une erreur!...