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By Lizlull - 20/10/2013 12:19 - France - Rennes
Astuce tranquillité
By bricodudim - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
Zohnya tells us more.
By rugbygirl - 21/10/2013 08:47 - France
rugbygirl tells us more.
Ok je vois qu'il a besoin de précisions : Oui mon train a percuté un troupeau de bovins entre Roanne et Lyon, et c'est l'annonce SNCF elle-même qui a utilisé ce terme, et l'a même inscrit sur le justificatif qu'il m'ont fournie a l'arrivée ! J'ai pris des photos, j'ai même compté 6 animaux morts sur les voies, c'est vraiment pas beau a voir. Aux admins : je n'ai pas pris le temps de m'identifier pour poster la vdm, la connexion internet depuis l'iphone entre Roanne et Lyon était plus que mauvaise, voulez-vous mon justificatif SNCF vous aussi ?
By Anonyme - 22/10/2013 07:13 - France - Rouen
Question d'habitude
By Charmant - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
La chance !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Ikill4you57 - 23/10/2013 07:15 - France - Strasbourg
Malaise
By La mazette - 23/10/2013 07:55 - France - Belgentier
Bourrin
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By lyylou25 - 28/10/2013 07:53 - France - Dijon
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, juste pour informer les rageux il s'agit d'un téléphone à carte, sur lequel il restait 5€ à dépenser. Il était impossible de le rendre aux propriétaires. Doonc Peeeaaaaceee !
Relou de base
By Fingerinthenose - 28/10/2013 08:07 - France - Marest
Tic de langage
By concretboy - 28/10/2013 08:32 - France
By Fauxgeek - 28/10/2013 11:18 - France - Paris
P'tit coeur
By ÉlémentaireMonCherWaston - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 28/10/2013 19:03 - France - Vermenton
Précoce
By Curly_Grass - 28/10/2013 19:06 - France - Vaux-le-p
By lesrenardssontnosamis - 29/10/2013 02:12 - France
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.