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By John - 24/03/2010 10:23
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By John - 24/03/2010 10:23
By foulmoune - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By loustiche - 24/03/2010 17:43
By encore - 25/03/2010 08:24
By doudi - 25/03/2010 11:51
By LuuucK - 25/03/2010 21:20
By mouf - 25/03/2010 23:48
By Euronews - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By supervdm - 26/03/2010 12:58
By stupid - 26/03/2010 13:39
By Ornitorynque - 26/03/2010 18:16
By Goodbye-petons - 27/03/2010 21:20
By incognitoo - 29/03/2010 11:42
By sexyangel - 30/03/2010 18:20
j'ai vu la longue liste de commentaires concernant le fait que ce ne soit pas une VDM; sur les critiques portant sur la soi-disant superiorité des S qui se croient les meilleurs, ou encore sur le fait que je poste une VDM juste pour une simple racine carrée. Alors, les gens qui critiquent à tout va, sans savoir les raisons qui m'ont poussée a poster ceci, qu'ils reflechissent avant de le faire. Nombres de remarques sont déplacées et hors sujet. je m'explique. En effet je suis en première S, j'ai choisi cette voie par moi même, et je ne le regrette pas. Je ne fais pas partie des gens qui prenent cette section comme l'élite de la nation au contraire, car en plus, à la fin de ma seconde j'ai longtemps pensé aller en L. Les maths pour moi sont utiles, quelqu'ils soient. Mais malheureusement , je ne suis pas bonne dans cette matière et je galére bcp. Je suis allée en S pour la biologie essentiellement. ainsi par cette VDM, je voulais surtout exprimer mon ras le bol des profs de S qui se croient obligés d'inclure des maths de partout, "parce qu'on est des esprits scientifiques"! j'en ai marre que l'on soit considerés comme des "futurs génies" par tout ceux qui savent qu'on est en S. parce que oui on est en S mais non on est pas forcément des surdoués de maths. alors que chaque matière reste à sa place et n'aille pas envahir les autres. Des maths ont en a deja pas mal. ( autrement je suis ouverte a toute sorte d'humour, bien entendu)
By k_rol57 - 31/03/2010 15:25
By DujN - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Nicolas Carcagno - 03/04/2010 18:03
By A.M. - 04/04/2010 08:27
By pornstar-oups - 04/04/2010 21:24
By Inconnu - 04/04/2010 22:52
Je pensais pas que ça donnerait un tel débat ^^, les commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Pour les amoureux de la nature, je précise que le petit poisson a été relâché, et que la VDM est bel et bien pour le poisson et non pour moi, parce que de nous deux c'est moi qui ait la pire mémoire ... :)