By inconnue - 11/04/2011 09:41 - France
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By inconnue - 11/04/2011 09:41 - France
By theboss - 11/04/2011 15:48 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 11/04/2011 16:32 - France
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By thejack - 11/04/2011 21:50 - Reserved
By malvino - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By zobel - 12/04/2011 09:17 - Belgique
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By Jaimepaslesmaths - 13/04/2011 15:36 - France
By Badam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By lamiss - 13/04/2011 17:00 - France
By Grigri109 - 14/04/2011 11:28 - France
By CacaIsBetter - 14/04/2011 14:10 - Belgique
By Barbara12L - 14/04/2011 15:06 - France
Bon, tout en sachant que je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je tiens à faire quelques petites précisions ! Déjà, Bazar monstrueux, tout est relatif, disons qu'il devait y avoir 4 ou 5 boîtes autour d'elle ! Qui plus est le magasin était vide...Donc je doute que les vendeuses ait été dérangées dans leurs travail , et elle a ranger toutes les chaussures (trop d'ailleurs!) Concernant l'orthographe, il me semble bien que ce soit français, j'ai retranscrit la phrase comme elle a été dite ! La personne, au passage, était morte de rire... ! Bonne soirée!
By Anonyme - 15/04/2011 10:59 - France
By bitchdepalmbeach - 15/04/2011 11:31 - France
By pierreprevoteau - 15/04/2011 11:36
Oui je suis bien rémois, oui j'habite bien cour Langlet (en face de la cathédrale donc), oui on parle bien de Kumo l'araignée sur vérin hydraulique qui bouge, et le coup total de cette opération est de 1 650 000e (+1 500 000e pour faire venir le champion du monde de feux d'artifices ) les conducteurs de bus ont d'ailleurs décidés de faire grève pendant deux mois car un augmentation leur a été refusé pour payer cela. Je pense que je vais reposter une VDM quand j'aurai a payer mes impôts ... Je ne suis pas retissant a l'art (pour faire des études de cinéma...) mais mon portefeuille et ma phobie, eux, oui ! :)
By Dam - 15/04/2011 18:39 - France
By Anonyme - 15/04/2011 22:25 - Belgique
En fait je me suis relevé plutôt vite mais l'autre cons s'était déjà barré... La fille avait un peu rien a foutre de la chute , ce qui et tout a fait normal. Fallait que ça arrive un jour, mes lacets sont défaits 90% du temps!