AnaKonda

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  • 30 years-old
  • Saturday 25 November 1995
  • In a relationship

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Anakonda's favorite FMLs

33 messages de filles qui démontent des dragueurs relous... magnifique !

By Yvan Lendl - 18/09/2017 10:30 - France - Paris

S'aventurer sur internet, notamment sur les sites de rencontres, c'est la porte ouverte à toutes les fenêtres remplies de gros pervers ou de sombres relous qui ont du mal à communiquer avec les filles autrement qu'avec des termes crus. VDM, quoi. Voici une sélection de réponses cinglantes qui nous ont bien fait marrer.
I agree, your life sucks 0
You deserved it 0

La VDM people : "J'ai la mémoire qui flanche"

By Anonymous - 21/08/1970 12:38

Aujourd'hui, je me suis ridiculisée devant mon public. Alors que j'étais sur scène, en Californie, pour donner le dernier concert de ma tournée, j'ai oublié les paroles d'une de mes chansons. Et plutôt que de faire comme si de rien n'était, j'ai joué la carte de l'honnêteté déclarant "Oups! J'ai dit whiskey trop tôt. Je me suis trompée. Je suis si gênée! Je recommence car je veux vraiment que vous entendiez correctement les paroles". Et rebelote quelques minutes plus tard... "J'ai encore fait une erreur ! Je me trompe tout le temps", ai-je alors avoué en riant. Bref, je suis une vraie blonde et je m'appelle Jessica Simpson ! VDM ! Retrouvez toutes les VDM people ici ! La dernière VDM people : "Traumatisé par mes scènes homosexuelles"
I agree, your life sucks 17
You deserved it 11

azol tells us more.

azol 0

Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).