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By SerialGamer - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By SerialGamer - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Spider-man - 23/07/2010 14:06 - France
By Anonyme - 27/07/2010 09:06 - France
By pouto - 07/08/2010 15:59 - France
By Encre - 13/08/2010 09:52 - France
By Kaa - 24/08/2010 19:54 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By ladycaca - 07/09/2010 14:41 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 27/09/2010 12:53 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 05/10/2010 22:49 - Canada
By Anonyme - 21/10/2010 08:01 - France
By Elexire - 09/11/2010 08:25 - France
By lala - 16/02/2011 15:17 - France
By TonioBlur - 09/03/2011 09:10 - France
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'avais pas vu que j'avais été publier ! Malgré le fait que l'équipe envoie un mail plutôt sympa quand c'est le cas , j'adore !! Je voulais intervenir juste pour signaler quelque chose que personne ne semble avoir relevé dans les nombreux commentaires type "Fallait pousser etc..." (qui je pense ne sont pas tous humoristiques !) C'est... comment je sais que je suis a 45 km de chez moi, jusqu'à ou et dans quel sens je dois pousser pour sortir de la "zone" ?? ^^ Pour les autres qui me disent "Fallait prendre l'assurance 0km" je suis étudiant et ma voiture est [enfin... était :'( ] une vieille rougne. Donc bon l'assurance ca fait un peu chaud ! Sinon, pour l'anecdote, je me rendais au point de rendez vous d'une sortie a ski a quelques Kms de chez moi. Résultat le bus est partit sans moi, et je ne serais pas remboursé car il fallait prévenir au moins 24h à l'avance... Mais ca ca rentrait pas dans la VDM ! Merci de votre compassion :)
By pasglop - 13/03/2011 13:30 - France
By Optimiss - 21/04/2011 12:31 - France
By Anonyme - 23/04/2011 09:56 - État-Unis
By morgane - 10/05/2011 11:32 - France
By Anonyme - 16/05/2011 09:46
By Anonyme - 16/05/2011 10:05
Je précise que j'ai bien regardé à droite puis à gauche et le monsieur d'un certain âge (79) n'a pas eu le réflexe de freiner :s et il a l'empreinte de ma main sur sa carrosserie. Et moi l'empreinte de sa voiture sur ma cuisse. >