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By Zen - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By Zen - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By bus magique - 16/03/2010 16:43
By cha - 18/03/2010 09:58
By Valnea - 26/03/2010 09:59
By bigbadgranny - 27/03/2010 14:59
By nini - 29/03/2010 07:08
By supermama - 29/03/2010 16:32
By grosdoigt - 31/03/2010 15:10
By guenseros - 01/04/2010 19:31
By aaarrrfff' - 02/04/2010 07:39
By waco - 02/04/2010 08:13
lol. j'imaginais pas qu'il y aurait un débat sur le fait de vivre chez ses parents passé 20 ans. quand on fait des études, même avec un petit boulot on n'a pas forcément les moyens ou la caution pour un appart. et puis on se fait une raison, les parents protecteurs font toujours marrer les potes.
By Winola - 06/04/2010 10:34
La vérité c'est que, oui, je les aime, ils m'aiment et me respectent. Faut juste se souvenir qu'au taboo y'a un sablier et qu'en enchainant rapidement, tu rassembles pas tes idée tout le temps de façon efficace et pragmatique. Les associations d'idées se font comme ça vient ! J'étais speed, ils étaient speed et c'est sorti comme ça. Ni franchise, ni hypocrisie, c'est un jeu qui fait déraper ! Et c'est ce qui est drôle. Quant au "je ne suis pas une fille facile", on en pense ce qu'on en pense mais je trouve très drôle de répondre serieusement à un "passes moi le sel" par un "désolée, c'est pas mon genre, je ne suis pas une fille facile" ! Mais pour les mauvaises langues, je suis effectivement grosse mais belle et sympathique (oui oui c'est compatible) et ma vie amoureuse se porte comme un charme !
By rrralahonte! - 07/04/2010 13:56
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By neofranss - 12/04/2010 19:37
By saboune13 - 26/04/2010 12:18
je suis celle qui a posté cette VDM. Je me suis sentie trop mal en raccrochant mdr et oui #8 je suis censée être pro et là j'ai vraiment pas assuré. Le pire c'est que quand j'ai dit bisou bisou il me répond : "euh oui au revoir" mdrrrrrrrrrr olalala ca fait 2 heures que cela s'est passé et j'ai encore honte.
By nissou691 - 27/04/2010 23:37
By la CHATpitrée - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Je viens tout juste de voir que la VDM a ete publiée... c'est pourquoi je n'ai pas repondu avant. L'histoire est vraie je peux vous l'assurer, et même si je ne sais absolument pas si le type a été viré ou pas, je peux vous dire que la ''boite'' pour laquelle il travaille a été bien informée de la situation. La raison pour laquelle il est entré, je ne l'explique que par le fait que lorsque c'est mon père qui receptionne la commande, il fait parfois entrer le livreur le temps de trouver ou de faire le cheque. Or, nous avons ete livrer plusieurs fois par ce type là, il a sans doute pris ses aises à force d'habitude, un peu trop d'ailleurs. Ca n'a d'ailleurs rien d'etonnant ,quand on constaste que les livreurs, commercants etc... sont de plus en plus desagreables et sans gene...