laurenttoutseul

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  • Marseille, France
  • 25 years-old
  • Saturday 18 November 2000
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About Laurenttoutseul

Bon j'ai beaucoup de choses à dire alors je vais faire aussi court que possible, sinon ça va être long, c'est logique en même temps..

Laurent, 15 ans, ceinture marron de judo, yeux gris 70%, oui ça existe, grand fan d'humour noir et d'humour en général, déconneur à plein temps, ça passe sur un CV vous pensez ?

J'ai déjà décroché un CDI en tant que PDG d'Apple... Sisi c'est vrai... Comment vous pensez que je fais pour nourrir mes 55 enfants et mes 3 ours ?

Si vous voulez parler c'est en MP que ça se passe :)

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Major Biffin tells us more.

Major Biffin 0

Arf je m'attendais un peu à "tu l'as bien mérité", je suis de la PMM Belfort (regardez sur google où c'est, ça aussi c'est une VDM . . .) bref, ça fait plaisir en effet de voir que y'a du monde à la PMM =). Désolé à notre grand regret, on a pas fait les exercices, la mer la plus proche étant à près de quatre ou cinq heures de route : / mais bon tant pis on s'est bien éclaté à Toulon. Et pour ceux des PMM, en fait vous allez tous cliquer TLBM, parce qu'ils m'ont attachés pour une bonne raison, je suis major de promo . . . et le seul de la section qui va dans l'armée de terre XD

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givetogod 0

Heu, je sais pas si c'est une expression québécoise. En tous cas c'est qu'elle a dit et ça venait du cœur... elle devrait le déposer d'ailleurs... ; ) moi je connais pas toute les expressions de Paris et encore moins celles de toute la France... J'ai rien contre son accent bien au contraire c'était le côté un peu cru que j'ai eu du mal à gérer voire qui m'a tout gâché... ; ) VDM