Bodyguard
By PetiteSouris06 - 08/02/2013 14:12 - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors oui j'ai dit oui et je suis devenue toute rouge après 5 ans de vie commune il était temps, j'allais bientôt prendre les choses en mains!:) Mais qu'il me l'ai demandé comme ça je ne m'y attendais pas du tout et qu'il soit prêt à se prendre un beau coup de soleil juste pour ça me montre à quel point il est engagé! Il m'a dit ( en blaguant bien sûr) qu'il allait maintenant découper des lettres et refaire la même chose pour écrire "elle a dit oui!". Merci à tout vos commentaires gentils et à ceux qui ont modérés!:)