By Aucunpseudodispo - 14/09/2011 21:27 - France
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Hitman536's favorite FMLs
By Clemeeent - 07/10/2011 19:09 - France
By Badcat - 18/10/2011 07:25 - Reserved
Désolé chérie…
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 19:22 - France
By LMK - 16/11/2011 08:41 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 16/11/2012 12:32 - France
Le roi
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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grainesdevie64 tells us more.
C'est l'heure du goûter !
By glagla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
minibuch1505 tells us more.
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
By TMida - 29/02/2012 07:08 - Suisse
À table !
By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 11/06/2012 19:38 - France - Bordeaux
By julcrach - 16/08/2012 23:04 - France - Betton
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By Mr Bond - 29/10/2013 09:49 - France - Chatou
Je viens pour mettre les choses au clair. Oui, c'était de ma faute, parce que je m'étais mal exprimée. Le vendeur n'avait pas compris ma requête. En revanche j'avais bien raison de demander un remboursement, il était tout à fait justifié. Après sa réplique, j'ai explosé de rire, ca a détendu les choses, nous avons repris la discussion sur un ton beaucoup plus calme et chacun a eu ce qu'il voulait. Le vendeur était vraiment fier de sa répartie, et il y avait de quoi ! Tout est bien qui finit bien :)