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By freezecat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Fresnes-sur-escaut
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By freezecat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Fresnes-sur-escaut
By gouligou - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Issy-les-moulineaux
By Chepapourkoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Vitrolles
By nuit_des_temps - 08/04/2012 11:17 - France - Le Cr
By Anonyme - 08/04/2012 20:52 - France - Gien
By Annah - 09/04/2012 19:05 - France - Buxerolles
By taralafifi - 10/04/2012 00:50 - France
bon, après avoir bien ri avec vos coms, j'apporte les précisions nécessaires ! nous sommes donc les parents d'une adorable tite fille. Maman et fille se portent à merveille. vous aurez bien compris que j'ai mis cette histoire avec beaucoup de recul, en y repensant ça m'a bien fait rire (vous vous doutez bien que la vie de notre bébé est quand même bien plus importante qu'un simple tas de tôle à quatre roues suceur de gazoil et de fric) J'avais pensé la tourner sous la forme Titanic eu égard à l'actualité cinématographique, sans toutefois émettre de pensée malsaine en rapport avec toutes les victimes disparues il y a cent ans pour lesquels mon respect n'a pas de limite. Merci à tous pour vos félicitations.
By somebody - 10/04/2012 22:27 - France - Rouen
By vivooo - 13/04/2012 20:32 - France - Romill
Oui il a évidemment demandé la même chose à son père, c'est clair qu'il ne perd pas le nord! Dans le petit pot avec la dent il a dessiné une pièce avec écrit en gros 2 dessus ! des fois qu'on lui aurait mis une pièce d'1 euro !
By MOLLY - 14/04/2012 14:16 - France - Rennes
By gregos - 17/04/2012 09:22 - Suisse - Neuchatel
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Overpelt
By sophiecampo - 20/04/2012 07:31 - France
By Miami - 20/04/2012 16:05 - France - Bordeaux
By zénith - 20/04/2012 21:42 - France - Toulon
By quies - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Gramat
By PaaBliiTo - 24/04/2012 12:56 - France - Marseille
J'assure que ceci n'était pas fait exprès, d'où le bide ^^
By Miaou - 24/04/2012 15:47 - France - Lyon
By GirlyClaire - 30/04/2012 19:27 - France - Soissons
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)