Can't take it anymore
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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