By Culotte2cheval - 24/06/2013 22:35 - France - Digne
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Dahwar's favorite FMLs
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Tiens !
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royji06 tells us more.
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je voudrais vous dire que c'est la grand-mère de ma fille qui lui a offert son portable et elle a 9ans (c'est ma seule fille).
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Sensuel
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Vas-y Bertrand !
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Tu te fous de moi ?
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Fort Boyard forever
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Préventif
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La bourde
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Gifi Center
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By Shou - 05/08/2013 22:24 - France - Rognac
Alors, je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je viens de créer mon compte car je ne pouvais pas commenter. J'ai avouée à ma fille de 16 ans que c'etait bien moi qui l'avait postée comme vous avez peu etre vue dans les commentaires précédents. Pour les personnes remettant en cause l'autorité, j'ai bien entendue fais cesser leur guerre.