By Anonyme - 27/06/2012 22:27 - France - Pont-de-roide
Lorie7991
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Lorie7991
Not specifiedLorie7991 - Followers
Lorie7991 - Followed
Lorie7991's page visits
Hugged!
Lorie7991's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Lorie7991's favorite FMLs
By Braco - 04/07/2012 07:16 - France - Lyon
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Digou tells us more.
Trou noir
By Zizette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Le Raincy
By Poupsie - 08/07/2012 17:13 - France - Lille
Poupsie tells us more.
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )
By lucifer76 - 11/07/2012 14:53 - France
lucifer76 tells us more.
Heureusement, il n'y avait pas non plus énormément de queue aux caisses classiques, mais j'ai attendu 15 minutes quand même
Manger léger
By erene-lag - 14/07/2012 23:28 - France
Sur mesure
By BadTrader - 15/07/2012 09:49 - France - Mantes-la-jolie
By Anonyme - 15/07/2012 16:54 - Belgique - Antoing
By V.Damidot - 15/07/2012 18:44 - France - Marseille
By Cindy Ch - 15/07/2012 22:01 - Suisse - Luzern
By poupey100cible - 15/07/2012 23:15 - France - Lormont
Ça va secouer
By et merde - 17/07/2012 01:08 - Équateur - Quito
By riZzle - 17/07/2012 03:35 - Canada - Laval
By MariLaSouris - 18/07/2012 15:18 - France - Metz
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
Zenob tells us more.
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
CassandraM tells us more.
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
By Anonyme - 29/07/2012 22:49 - France - La Courneuve
Affection
By Groin - 30/07/2012 17:46 - Suisse - Ecublens
By WinnielOurson13 - 30/07/2012 21:45 - France - Marseille
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !