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Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM =) Merci de l'avoir publiée et merci pour votre compassion! Pour répondre aux questions,la dame a +/- 65ans. Elle fait du sport pour s'entretenir un peu et je trouve ça sympa! Ça aurait été tout aussi dégue peu importe l'âge... Si elle a recraché,je pense que c'est parce qu'elle ne voulait pas boire après un inconnu justement...! Du coup j'ai évité aussi^^ Ma réaction? Ben je n'ai rien dit même si ça m'a bien énervee et que j'ai eu soif après mais j'ai eu un mélange de pitié et de respect pour cette dame qui a juste fait une erreur!...