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By clémandarine - 16/04/2012 05:09 - France
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By clémandarine - 16/04/2012 05:09 - France
By sophiecampo - 20/04/2012 07:31 - France
By Barjooele - 30/04/2012 15:51 - France - Versailles
By floyd_1992 - 20/05/2012 17:30 - Belgique - Anderlues
By pandatoboggan - 26/08/2012 00:47 - France - Chemill
By Oups - 30/08/2012 11:23 - France - M
By crevettine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lognes
By Anonyme - 04/10/2012 16:16 - France - Paris
By poupoule - 06/10/2012 10:23 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 18/12/2012 18:33 - Suisse
By elodea62 - 01/02/2013 12:17 - France - Maubeuge
Ooooooh ma VDM publiée !!! Je précise que c'était le dernier mois de grossitude, + 22kg (beaucoup de flotte) , et j'ai été hyper vexé sur le coup mais maintenant j'en rigole ! Avec les hormones tout ça tout ça on est "légèrement" plus sensible et susceptible. Sinon question poil , essayez de vous épiler sans voir votre entre jambe et sans réussir à toucher ses chevilles, c'est pas fastoche !
By Daisy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Vuisternens
By planchapain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Flow - 05/07/2013 09:38 - France - Varennes-sur-loire
By pauline - 08/07/2013 00:30 - France - Carcassonne
By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexique - Chihuahua
By sparadrah73 - 08/07/2013 10:05 - France - Chamb
En fait non ^^ quand j'étais au sol, je n'arrivais pas à me détacher les pieds. Du coup le feu est passé au vert, puis au rouge à nouveau le temps que je me relève. (P.S : je suis content que ma vdm ait été publiée, parce que c'est du vécu)
By Anonyme - 29/07/2013 16:17 - Belgique - Waterloo
By Mierda - 04/08/2013 20:38 - France - Saint-laurent-de-neste
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, je tiens à préciser que je suis une fille ! (et que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire :D Les jeux de mots mais aussi les "t'es méchante") Je tiens à dire que je n'ai jamais regardé "on n'est pas des cobayes", je ne regarde jamais Arte et je n'ai pas France 5, c'est donc juste une coincidence ... Voilà sinon, Floyd, le nom du héros de cette VDM, ne s'est pas vraiment assomé contre la table, il s'est juste cogné avec un grand bruit (mais ça donnait mieux raconté comme ça ;) ) Je tiens aussi à dire que mon chien = le meilleur = le plus beau = le plus drôle = mon bébé = l'amour de ma vie et que je ne veux absolument pas lui faire de mal ... Quand il mourra un jour, j'ai déjà dit que je m'enfermerai chez moi pendant deux semaines en mangeant de la glace Ben & Jerry's pour faire mon deuil :) Bon, après je sais pas si ce test est très fiable, je crois juste que ce chien est le chien le moins agressif/stressé/nerveux/réactif du monde, et qu'il a l'habitude de supporter les petites folies de ma soeur et moi ... Et puis, c'est une race très patiente et adorable donc je pense qu'il s'est juste dit, dans sa petite tête, que ça ne servait à rien de lutter :D Bon, pour le coin de la table, c'est un petit incident, mais il s'en est vite remis ... Je crois qu'il a déjà oublié ;) Voilà, donc ne me blâmez pas, je ne torture pas les animaux (sauf les limaces) et Floydinou va très bien (en ce moment, il profite de son moment de gloire en dormant et en bavant sous la table du salon, si vous voulez tout savoir) Merci de m'avoir lue et ravie d'en avoir fait rire certains ;)