By Metropolis - 23/08/2013 04:55 - France - S
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The rules are the rules
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Beginner
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Mobility
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Going for gold
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Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis encore toute euphorique de la voir publiée! Alors pour ce qui est de l'anecdote, j'ai été plutôt surprise quand cette femme s'est déshabillée mais j'ai été très professionnelle pour entamer le maillot. Ce n'est qu'à la fin que j'ai du lui demander d'enlever son "bijou" si elle voulait que je fasse le sillon inter fessier. Elle m'a dit poliment que ce n'était pas la peine et OUF, parce que j'étais tellement concentrée a lui demander sans éclater de rire que je n'avais pas vraiment songé a la façon dont ça aurait pu se passer... Je n'ai pas posé de questions donc désolée pour les curieux qui se demandent pourquoi elle avait ça, personnellement j'ai pensé qu'elle était peut être pudique et ne voulait pas montrer son anus, peut être fait elle aussi ça chez le gynécologue? Pour la petite histoire, sachez que cela m'est arrivé il y a quelques temps, et c'est mon homme qui m'y a fait penser récemment: il est kiné et m'a lu une anecdote d'une collègue (trouvée sur un site) racontant qu'elle avait du demander a un monsieur de 56 ans d'enlever son bijou d'anus pour pouvoir y mettre une sonde pour la rééducation... Je me suis sentie moins seule, et j'ai décidé de partager ce petit moment ici. Encore merci de m'avoir validée!!
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By Aera51 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Angers
Holà! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et c'est ma toute première publiée! Quand j'ai vu ça, j'ai dansé sur mon lit *oui oui* :p. Alors, je dois faire un avœu. La petite en question... C'est moi! Et oui. Lors de la rentrée, les médias en parlaient forcément, et je voyais plein de petits pleurer pour leur première rentrée. J'ai donc demandé à ma mère si ça avait été le cas pour moi, et voilà qu'elle me raconte cette VDM ! Aucune des deux n'a pleuré, je vous rassure. 14 ans après, je suis une fille polie, mais il est vrai que j'ai du caractère et du répondant! En tout cas merci pour la validation de ma VDM et pour ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire pour certains :)