Et bonne journée !
By dewi - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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By dewi - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By 8juni - 15/08/2008 21:34
Merci pour tous vos messages de soutien et de critique je suis peut-etre trop crédule, mais c'est parce que je fais confiance aux gens autour de moi, peut-etre à tort, mais cela ramène plus de sourires et de joie que si je doutais de tout. Pour ceux qui tentent de defendre l'indéfendable, le concept d'eau en poudre est vraiment un cas sans espoir Pour ceux qui racontent leurs anecdotes de comment ils ont fait souffrir leur jeunes apprentis, voyez que quand on tombe dans le panneau, c'est vraiment une grosse VDM Bonnes vacances à tous ceux qui en ont la chance, bon courage aux autres ;) Louis
By Kiree - 08/09/2008 18:28
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By AlexSa - 06/10/2008 11:36
Hey, pour répondre un peu. Je suis en Afrique du sud. Vu les problèmes de sécurité, je mets mon vieux vespa toujours dans le jardin avec portail éléctrique... Y'a à peine trois mètres entre la gouttière et le portail. Et c'était la premiere fois que je l'attaché à la gouttière merdique... Comme l'a dit je sais pu qui, j'avais tellement la tête dans le cul que je sui parti comme un cognos et la gouttière avec... mal au cul... Ca ma fait marrer qu'après coup!
By LeGrandRaté - 30/10/2008 18:11
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By YoYo95 - 30/10/2008 21:04
Pour répondre à tous, j'étais en Dracula pour Halloween justement et m'étais photographié pour montrer le rendu à quelqu'un! Ça va, la personne ne m'a rien dit sur ma tenue ... spéciale! Il m'a même acheté mon portable! A bientôt pour une nouvelle histoire ... de merde!
By vincent - 05/11/2008 02:26
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By lizaco - 11/11/2008 17:04
By madAme. - 12/11/2008 12:39
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By Cyril67 - 27/11/2008 20:10
By Inconnu - 01/12/2008 17:09
Bon pour les gens qui croient que c'est un fake , voilà un peu de détails (mais bon je vais pas faire un roman pour poster la VDM et en plus le nombre de caractère est limité). - L'assiette était bouillante c'est pour ca qu'il l'a faite tomber. - Le micro-onde se trouve au dessus d'un frigo et le ventilateur se trouve sur la plan de travail à coté de ce frigo, la lasagne est tombée en plein dessus. - Bien évidemment ce n'est pas un ventilateur si puissant qu'il a éjecté toute une lasagne mise en lambeau, mais une lasagne c'est rempli de sauce bolo bien juteuse et ca dans un ventilo, ben ca peut aller assez loin. Je rassure quand même les éclaboussures n'étaient pas si chaudes, par contre nous avions effectivement une chemise blanche (avant).