By Display - 18/09/2012 08:31 - France - Paris
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Profile completed
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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Facile
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Miam !
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Mickeyyyyy !
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Fiesta
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Les enfants…
By wesh38 - 07/11/2012 19:25 - France - Seyssins
By goofy - 18/11/2012 11:05 - France - Paris
By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
Sofy59 tells us more.
By Geyman - 22/11/2012 18:35 - France - Huttenheim
Geyman tells us more.
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info je suis étudiant en première année de médecine, et j'étais plongé dans un de mes cours pendant le trajet, c'est pourquoi je ne faisais pas spécialement attention aux différents arrêts (La VDM était plus claire telle que rédigée à la base, mais j'ai du l'écourter pour la faire rentrer dans la limite des 300 caractères). D'autre part on fait un changement d'amphi tous les mois, et là en l'occurence je ne suis pas encore habitué à ce trajet. Ensuite "l'inconnu" en question prend quotidiennement le même bus que moi, et ça m'est déjà arrivé de rater mon arrêt, donc j'ai simplement pris sa remarque pour de la bienveillance et c'est pour ça que je suis sorti. Et puis je ne suis pas assez parano pour me dire que c'est une simple ruse pour me piquer ma place... Du moins je ne l'étais pas avant d'en faire l'expérience haha! Il faut voir aussi que dans un bus plein c'est pas toujours évident de distinguer ce qui se passe dehors, donc j'ai suivi la petite masse de gens qui sortaient et ce n'est qu'une fois sorti du bus que j'ai réalisé que ce n'était pas (du tout) mon arrêt.
Égalité
By Calmy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Italie
By Paraladox - 29/11/2012 07:38 - France - Illange
Paraladox tells us more.
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.
By plouf - 29/11/2012 10:58 - France - Jars
By BadLuckMaggie - 05/12/2012 19:40 - France - Lille
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)