Debout !
By vive_le_dodo - 31/03/2012 21:03 - France - Courcouronnes
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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By vive_le_dodo - 31/03/2012 21:03 - France - Courcouronnes
By Cocotte331 - 03/04/2012 17:41 - France - Seysses
By Chepapourkoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Vitrolles
By dindon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Villeurbanne
By Anonyme - 09/04/2012 21:46 - France - Le Mans
By Unknown09 - 15/04/2012 22:03 - France - Roissy-en-brie
By jefaispeur - 16/04/2012 22:30 - France - Grenoble
By Absent minded - 02/05/2012 21:43 - France - Vincennes
By Marie-Pierre - 18/05/2012 19:28 - France - Guebwiller
By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lathus
By Emy47 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Orsieres
By loli - 07/06/2012 19:36 - France - Saint-est
By ElectricFeelez - 17/06/2012 00:25 - France
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By max2567 - 28/06/2012 15:14 - France - Malakoff
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
By mamaloca - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Malakoff
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D
By TBTC - 20/07/2012 09:38 - France - Le G
By Mart1435 - 21/07/2012 09:02 - Belgique - Carni
Bonsoir tout le monde! Alors tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir de lire viedemerde.fr à son habitude et de remarquer celle qu'on a soumise dans les plus récentes. Ensuite, oui effectivement mon frère a dix-sept ans et moi quatorze, pourtant on a vraiment des âmes d'enfants. Sur le moment oui on a eu un bon gros fou rire de cinq minutes, à tel point qu'il m'a mise au défi de la poster, et il a eu raison! :)