By Allo - 14/03/2012 23:25 - France
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Je souhaite préciser que je sais que les écouteurs à vélo sont dangereux, mais je n'en mets toujours qu'un seul à UNE seule oreille, comme cela j'entends l'extérieur sans être enfermé dans une bulle. Et merci pour vos commentaires :)
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By Emy47 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Orsieres
Nonon, c'est possible avec une anesthésie, où ma dentiste m'a montré avant de procéder qu'elle insérait un liquide dans le nerf sous la mâchoire (je n'ai fait que les dents d'en bas). Il y avait aussi un gel pour anesthésier l'intérieur de ma bouche. Elle procédait en coupant des petits morceaux de dents, qu'elle retirait par la suite. Or, il faut une espèce de mini-scie pour cela, ainsi que du rinçage et de la lumière. Quand l'électricité a été coupée, due aux travaux d'en face, il restait un bout assez gros à arracher, qui a dû être extirpé à la pince. Et il fallait recoudre. Donc c'était pas très évident, et tout ça parce que Hydro-Québec a oublié de prévenir qu'il allait couper pour une journée... En plus, il y a aussi une clinique dentaire pour enfant dans le même immeuble, tu te rends compte... Je peux te jurer que mon histoire est vraie ;), même si je comprends qu'uniquement ma parole pour preuve, ce n'est pas nécessairement convainquant... Bonne journée :)