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By CookingMama - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By CookingMama - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By klurk - 16/01/2013 22:32 - France - Thionville
By Anonyme - 17/01/2014 17:06 - France - Paris
By ramoucho - 17/01/2013 08:29 - France
By blablabla - 19/01/2013 18:38 - France - Bourg-en-bresse
By Poulette_Nuggets - 20/01/2013 13:26 - France - Septeuil
By looma - 21/01/2013 13:20
By Just - 21/01/2013 16:56 - France - Recquignies
By fandeslolcats - 21/01/2013 22:02 - France - Paris
By Shy - 21/01/2013 23:32 - France
By Enzo.C - 22/01/2013 18:05 - France - Caz
By iphoune - 23/01/2013 21:31 - France - N
Salut, c'est l'auteur (je me suis inscrit après avoir posté, j'sais pas ce que va donner...). Je tenais simplement à préciser - si besoin était - que mon père n'a pas de vibromasseur, et que ma copine ne connaissait pas son nom avant de nommer son petit compagnon... Pour ce qui est des allégations relatives à son insatisfaction (de ma copine, pas du petit compagnon), ce n'est pas parce qu'on se masturbe qu'on ne s'éclate pas au lit. Personnellement, être en couple ne m'a jamais empêché de me branler.
By Dino69 - 24/01/2013 15:03 - France - Villeurbanne
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
By viedemerde - 29/01/2013 16:13 - France - Tournefeuille
By granromantique - 29/01/2013 16:17 - France - Lyon
By Julie - 31/01/2013 18:24 - France - Paris
By BlueDjinn - 31/01/2013 21:00 - France - Boisset-et-gaujac
By elodea62 - 01/02/2013 12:17 - France - Maubeuge
Ooooooh ma VDM publiée !!! Je précise que c'était le dernier mois de grossitude, + 22kg (beaucoup de flotte) , et j'ai été hyper vexé sur le coup mais maintenant j'en rigole ! Avec les hormones tout ça tout ça on est "légèrement" plus sensible et susceptible. Sinon question poil , essayez de vous épiler sans voir votre entre jambe et sans réussir à toucher ses chevilles, c'est pas fastoche !
By valkiripas - 01/02/2013 15:18 - France - Isle
Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
Bien le Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ;) Alors non, mes amis ne sont pas irresponsables, ils m'ont donné toutes les infos qu'il fallait pour que je m'en occupe bien, et celui d'où provient l'idée a lui même des poules donc... Ensuite ils m'ont donné l'adresse de l'éleveur où ils l'avaient prise, et je peux aller la rendre si je veux :) Alors on se calme !