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By grosminet220 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse
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By grosminet220 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse
By Galap - 27/02/2012 22:55 - France
By MFW - 27/02/2012 23:08 - France
By Loulou - 28/02/2012 14:57 - France
By oups - 28/02/2012 16:43 - France
By Dr. House - 28/02/2012 19:20 - France
By Nice_Lau - 28/02/2012 19:21 - France
By piupiuce - 28/02/2012 20:23 - France
Ce matin comme tous les matins je regarde les nouvelles VDM et là que vois-je? la mienne?? Non??? Et si!!!! Quelle sensation, j'ai cru que j'allais crier de joie, appeler mon homme à son boulot et ameuter le quartier tellement j'étais contente, merci à vous!!! Bon maintenant redescendre sur terre, c'est donc moi qui est écrit cette VDM et je tenais d'abord à m'excuser pour les fautes, je l'ai écrite rapidement avant de me coucher et quand je me suis aperçue des fautes (surtout le "attende"), je l'ai réécrite mais apparement c'est celle la qui est passé. Tant pis. Alors petites précisions: la maison fait 160m², mon mari cuisine mieux que moi, et si elle a l'impression que c'est comme ça c'est parce qu'entre le petit déjeuner, le midi, le gouter et le soir, j'ai moi aussi parfois l'impression qu'on y est tout le temps. Quand elle a dit ça, elle était dans la pièce de jeu et moi... à 1mètre d'elle et je venais de lui lire un livre 2 minutes avant, je n'ai même pas réagi sur le coup et je l'ai laisser jouer sans lui demander pourquoi. Par contre le papa a bien rigolé quand je lui ai raconté!
By TMida - 29/02/2012 07:08 - Suisse
By miaou - 29/02/2012 20:08 - France
By lavoisine - 01/03/2012 11:02 - France
By camillecracra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By eyrisa - 01/03/2012 17:27 - Reserved
Oui ma mère est un peu folle mais je l'aime bien quand même. En fait c'est un petit jeu qu'on/qu'elle a : Chercher a me surprendre en train de glander ^^
By Mimouu - 01/03/2012 19:42 - France
By BlueSquaw - 01/03/2012 22:53 - France
By lachuteuse - 02/03/2012 08:30 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci de l'avoir validée :-) Pour l'histoire, on marchait dans la rue quand mon pied s'est pris sur un couvercle en plastique (le seul qui trainait sur le trottoir) et j'ai glissé. J'ai admiré la façon dont mon mari a esquivé la chute en se décalant et en me lâchant la main. Pour moi, la VDM, c'est que sa première réaction n'a pas été de me demander comment j'allais, mais de m'expliquer fièrement comment il avait réussi à sauver sa peau.
By Anonyme - 02/03/2012 11:26 - France
By oeufsbrouilles - 02/03/2012 12:11 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 02/03/2014 14:01 - France
By Blop - 02/03/2012 14:29 - France
Bonsoir tout le monde, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM, je viens de me créer un compte :). Alors pour commencer, je suis une fille ( oui, on s'en fout, mais je précise ) et oui j'ai regardé la finale de la coupe du monde, ils m'ont autorisée quand ils m'ont vue me ramener devant la télé avec le chapeau bleu blanc rouge sur la tête et, que s'est il passé? On a perduuuu! Voilà, la prochaine fois que vous pariez sur la victoire de l'equipe contre le XV De France, prévenez moi, j'essayerai de regarder le match ;)