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Je ne parlais effectivement pas de "ma femme", étant une femme je ne pense pas que j'utiliserais un jour un terme aussi négatif que "chienne en chaleur" pour désigner une humaine qui serait ma compagne (si j'en avais une). C'est donc bien un chien femelle (celle de ma photo de profil) qui a ses chaleurs à la maison. Le chien des douanes était comme un fou et, non, ils ne font manifestement pas la différence entre une odeur d'appel au sexe (pour eux) et une odeur de drogue. Les douaniers se sont bien marrés quand je leur ai expliqué pourquoi leur chien me sentait, mais ont quand même fouillé mon sac (ce qui ne m'était JAMAIS arrivé avant).