Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Laportedusommeil - 29/01/2013 20:20 - France - Nieppe
By Sam - 01/02/2013 09:54 - Australie
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By valkiripas - 01/02/2013 15:18 - France - Isle
Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
By kakerlaken71 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cergy
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Pignan
By Chron0 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By Jeux t'm - 08/02/2013 17:42 - France - Hayange
By badmother.com - 09/02/2013 18:23 - France - Poissy
By Miyna - 09/02/2013 15:52 - France - Le Chambon-feugerolles
By Anonyme - 11/02/2013 06:45 - France - Aytr
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By Kiminja - 17/02/2013 20:01 - France
Alors je suis finalement resté avec l'autre car il était sympathique et les circonstances de la rencontre étaient amusantes. On est d'ailleurs tjrs en contact. Le lendemain j'ai revu la personne que j'etais censé voir (en m'excusant de la.veille) et on est pas sur la meme longueur d'ondes comme quoi...
By Anonyme - 20/02/2013 13:46 - France - Blaise
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By Ouille - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Besan
By anonyme - 25/02/2013 07:44 - France - Jouarre
Coucou tout le monde ! Alors pour répondre à beaucoup d'entre vous, mon copain ne joue pas à des jeux qui se jouent à plusieurs, mais à des jeux interminables avec des quêtes principales et des milliers de quêtes secondaires .. Autant dire que ce n'est pas palpitant quand on vit avec ! Et si je ne m'achète pas les livres moi-même, c'est juste que lui est assureur et gagne bien sa vie alors que je ne suis encore qu'une pauvre étudiante et à la base, c'était juste une blague entre nous. Je ne pensais pas qu'il allait le faire et encore moins comme ça ! Mais non je ne le quitterai pas pour autant, je l'aime bien mon amoureux ! On a quand même une vie de couple, je vous rassure et puis si je veux lui faire quitter son écran, je sais toujours me débrouiller ;)