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By Choriste - 17/03/2013 23:53 - France - Grigny
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By Choriste - 17/03/2013 23:53 - France - Grigny
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour compléter cette VDM, je travaille tard la semaine et je ne pouvais voir mon ex que le week-end. Mais il avait peu de temps à me consacrer le weekend. Nous étions en froid depuis qu'il avait pris tout un weekend pour aller au ski, sans moi. Ce dîner devait nous permettre de remettre les choses à zéro je pensais, et je m'étais battue pour avoir ma soirée de la Saint Valentin de libre. Mais ce soir là, il n'est pas venu, il n'avait pas réservé au restaurant et il a prétendu avoir oublié notre rendez-vous alors que c'était son idée. C'était la soirée de trop. J'ai été naïve 2 fois, je le reconnais. Je serais plus vigilante maintenant.