Just a prank, son!
By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States
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By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States
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Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States
By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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I actually told a few people at the same time, and they all backed away simultaneously...