By Xmas Motha - 17/12/2008 22:01
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Top 500 January-February-March 2016
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Top 500 October-November-December 2015
At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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Présentations
By Taliiii - 19/12/2008 21:28
By kado - 10/01/2009 18:24
kado tells us more.
By Gat - 10/02/2009 00:06
By LaBuche - 12/02/2009 10:12
LaBuche tells us more.
Ils me haissent moins depuis qu'on a fait quelques trouvailles. Le parking des 4 maisons mitoyennes est juste à côté de leur maison. Sur les 8 voitures, 7 ont une télécommande, 3 éteignent la lumière (mais pas l'inverse). De plus, chaque maison a une télécommande pour ouvrir et fermer le garage Sur chaque télécommande il y a 4 boutons dont 2 inutilisés. Un de ces boutons inutilisés éteint aussi la lumière. (on aurait voulu le faire exprès qu'on n'y serait pas arrivé) Ils ont déjà démonté le système et se le sont fait rembourser. Ils devenaient dingues
Il n'y a que moi qui peut me sauver
By Matt - 12/02/2009 16:34
By Maman gateau - 15/02/2009 20:17
Première nouvelle
By 6FeetUnder - 17/02/2009 12:07
By Inconnu - 19/02/2009 21:28
By monidou - 07/03/2009 13:48
monidou tells us more.
Je suis le père de cette petite chipie qui a marché à 9 mois et parlé à 18 mois. Elle voulait rester jouer à la crèche et n'a trouvé que cette solution pour bénéficier de quelques minutes de jeux en plus. Sa mère était retenue à son travail. Désolé de ne pas avoir précisé que j'étais son père.... Manque de place avec 300 caractères et l'obligation de commencer par "aujourd'hui" car ma fille a maintenant 22 ans ! Comme quoi, je m'en souviens encore aujourd'hui, je suis traumatisé sans doute. Elle avait même dit à la directrice de la crèche qui était debout à côté d'elle "t'as rien à faire toi ? va travailler dans ton bureau."
By Ezhokyth - 20/03/2009 15:30
By koutchipo - 23/03/2009 18:05
Lotus
By piou-piou33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
LOL
By gngn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Mlle Sparrow - 29/03/2009 20:33
By sylze - 01/04/2009 08:00
sylze tells us more.
Salut, cette VDM est la mienne. Je précise aux amis des animaux et aux inquiets pour les enfants affamés que l'assiette en question est celle de mon fils, non celle du chat...
By nytshen - 07/04/2009 20:02
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Et bien, c'est la première fois que je lis les commentaire de ma vdm, et je découvre qu'elle a fait scandale ??!! c'est dingue. Surtout que ce jour là, en découvrant mes pantoufles je me suis bien marré et mes collègues également. De là à le prendre mal, c'est du n'importe quoi. C'est de bonne guerre. Quand je vois les réactions de certaine personnes, je ne m'étonne malheureusement plus de voir autant de conflit au monde. C'est qu'une blague potache, qu'un repas de sauté, y'a pas mort d'homme... Ps: je tiens à rassurer les personnes que j'ai choqué en expliquant que c'est ma charmante épouse qui m'a préparé mon sandwich.. elle n'est pas préposée à ça évidement. Elle m'a gentillement proposé de me le préparé. Aujourd'hui je me méfie, voilà tout. Bien Cordialement.
By Pingu - 23/04/2009 00:16
Réaction comique
By biloette - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Magie
By drud - 04/06/2009 16:34
@ 3 : Une sale gueule, une sale gueule... Une gueule de surlendemain de nuit blanche à 9h du mat' quoi... @ 28 : Meuf, pas Mec :P À ceux qui m'ont demandé si la boulangerie valait le detour bah... C'était pas trop mal, rien d'exceptionnel non plus... Une boulangerie de gare quoi !