By Anonyme - 05/07/2012 06:14 - France
Top 10 April-May-June 2012
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Anonyme - 05/07/2012 06:14 - France
By ViveLaFrance - 07/07/2012 12:55 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 07/07/2012 17:49 - France - Valence
By Adey - 08/07/2012 16:21 - France - Ch
By gears254 - 10/07/2012 20:19 - Suisse - Fribourg
By PipiBlanc - 12/07/2012 15:14 - France - Brumath
By Miklaufe - 12/07/2012 16:04 - France - Vaur
By cyril78280 - 12/07/2012 21:58 - France - Paris
By smouack - 16/07/2012 11:10 - France
By Lili - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By et merde - 17/07/2012 01:08 - Équateur - Quito
By riZzle - 17/07/2012 03:35 - Canada - Laval
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By bibibibip - 21/07/2012 07:50 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. N'ayant pas assez de caractères pour tout raconter, ma femme rentre du boulot environ dix minutes après moi. Du coup je ne me suis pas retourné dans un si court laps de temps et le thermomètre se porte bien. Quant au chantage possible de ma femme, c'est plus pour elle un moyen de négociation car j'ai des photos compromettantes de sa jeunesse données par sa meilleure amie. Donc nous sommes à égalité. Heureusement que nos enfants sont en vacances chez les grands parents...Je les aurais sans doute traumatisé...
By viedemerde - 24/07/2012 16:53 - États-Unis - Durham
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
By ploufeuse - 27/07/2012 15:58 - France - Cubzac-les-ponts
By ... - 22/08/2012 22:07 - France - Nanterre
By yann la loose - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Blain
By Anonyme - 23/08/2012 10:04 - France
Je précise que ce n'est pas une VDM inventée, je peux le certifier via mon relevé de note ainsi que mon pull!