By tomberlaserviette - 18/05/2018 12:30 - Espagne
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Hello tout les gens de cette vaste contree qu'est VDM! J'ai bien hesiter avant de creer se compte mais je le regrette pas, tout les gens ici sont sympa et répondent même a des message stupide se qui fait plaisir!
Je me présente rapidement, V. un peu fou et un peu décaler de la realite , je suis une personne qui a ces idee sur les différent sujet de la vie et qui sait défendre ces opinion sur certain, mais je ne mord pas pour autant..
Donc ceux qui ont envie de parler de tout et de rien sa me fait toujours plaisir de parler, et avec moi l'expression 'on peut parler de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui ne s'applique pas', avec moi on peut aborder n'importe quel sujet, la vie, le surnaturel ou que sais-je encore, je dis j'avais non a une discution même si c'est pour parler de la reproduction des moustiques au Zimbabwe !
Sinon que dire d'autre..venez me parler si vous avez des question se sera plus simple!
Rappelez-vous. Nous ne somme qu'ombre et poussiere !
V.
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Salut à tous, c'est moi qui ai écrit cette VDM mais je n'avais pas encore de profil VDM. Certains d'entre vous ne semblent pas avoir compris cette VDM... Pour info, mettre un sapin décoré dans son bureau, c'est comment dire, un peu abusé ! (et non, il n'a pas de placard ou cave en guise de bureau, on est pas des bêtes non plus) Pour moi, sa question était illogique. Comme on dit : question con, réponse con ! Et ne vous en faites pas, en Suisse, les apprentis ne sont pas de simples stagiaires et ne font pas de café ou de photocopie, à part pour eux ;-)
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Bonjour; Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et viens répondre à différents commentaires et questions que j'ai vus : - je suis né avant la réalisation du film, mes parents n'ont donc pas voulu faire de mauvaises blague en me donnant ce prénom, qui soit dit en passant, sont maghrébines lorsqu'il s'écrit Rayan(e) :) J'aime bien ce prénom, je ne m'en plains pas :) - C'était un entretien pour un poste d'ingénieur, datant s'il y a environ une semaine. Autant vous dire qu'il a été très court, et relativement tendu. Malheureusement, la réponse est tombée aujourd'hui, et elle est catégoriquement non. - La bonne nouvelle, c'est que j'ai passé un autre entretien, et en entrant, j'ai d'emblée annoncé à l'employeur que je ne souffrirai pas de blague sur mon prénom, puis en lui expliquant ce qui était arrivé. Ce monsieur a souri, m'a tendu sa main et m'a dit " Je m'appelle Jean. Jean-bon blanc, Jean sait sait rien, Jean est marre, tout ça je connais " le feeling est très bien passé, et j'ai décroché le poste : P Je ne peux donc que remercier le patron de la VDM, qui m'a en quelque sorte permis de réussir l'entretien suivant ;)