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By Anonyme - 16/02/2025 00:05 - France
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Wowowow ! Alors je suis L auteur(e) De cette VDM Je vais éclaircir un peu tout ça avant que tout le monde ne râle ^^ Tout D abord je précise que je suis moi même étudiante en médecine et Que je comprends parfaitement Les contraintes auxquelles doivent faire face Les praticiens. Le médecin Que je suis allé voir était très gentil, La vraie VDM vient plutôt de la situation en fait... parce que en gros c est un orl a La retraite qui dépanne ses collègues et qui ne prends que des cas de vertiges et de surdité ( ce qui n'était pas mon cas ) donc moi avec mes problèmes de sinus j étais hors catégorie et il avait pas le matos qu il fallait pour faire un bon examen clinique. Il a fait ce qu il a pu et m a conseillé D aller voir un autre orl ( pas a La retraite cette fois ^^) et puis il avait pas mal de monde dans la salle D attente. c est La faute a personne ( ou peut être à moi de ne pas m être assez renseignée En prenant rendez vous ) mais cela dit ca fait un mal de chien et quand je suis sortie je me suis dit que ce petit quiproquo valait Bien une bonne VDM à défaut d un bon dénouement, c est tout ^^ je n'accuse personne mais oui je râle à ce qu il paraît c est très français :p
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Voilà l'anecdote de ma VDM. Pour plus d'explications, je commence tout juste un diplôme en pâtisserie, après plusieurs années en hôtellerie restauration. Les horaires sont totalement différents et plus difficiles à associer avec une vie étudiante ^^ Journée de 8h non stop à partir de 5h du matin. Bon ok je l'ai un peu mérité : ma meilleure amie partant à l'étranger, on lui a souhaité son départ comme il se doit, donc soirée jusqu'à 4h30, et hop direction le travail ^^ C'est le lendemain que je me suis coupée. Et hop direction la clinique de la main, un nerf en moins, 5 points de sutures et 3 semaines d'arrêt en plus. La totale, pansement plus attelle. Bref, mon patron m'a réellement demandé : "Ça va aller ? Tu peux appeler tes parents (Oui j'habite chez mes parents) ? Tu sais où aller ?" Et moi : "Oui oui". Je change juste de chaussures pour faire vite. Et il commence à me montrer la technique infaillible pour ne pas se couper ^^ TROP TARD ! Aujourd'hui j'ai repris le travail, il a recommencé ^^ La bise et bonne soirée !