By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York
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Heartless swine
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By zachjm98 - 15/09/2015 10:31 - Canada - Ottawa
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OP here!! Wow, thanks for the funny comments, guys! If I knew this would have gotten featured so quickly I would have made an account beforehand! Anyways, quick follow-up: This "class" of mine is actually a co-op program in music for songwriting/recording/touring which I'm doing a second time now. My teacher knows me well, the student in question is my best friend and her father found the incident to be quite funny actually. All is good!
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Dodged my bullet
By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.