By SlipMouillé - 18/08/2009 06:57
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM, Les débats sur le nom de mon fils m'ont bien fait marrer puisque : 1/ J'ai fait une faute de frappe 2/ Ce n'est pas le prénom de mon fils. J'ai arrangé les deux noms pour en donner deux communs pour que les gens qui me connaissent ne me reconnaissent pas. Concernant ce qui s'est passé, oui j'en ai honte, mais c'est arrivé il y'a longtemps et aujourd'hui on préfère en rire qu'en pleurer. Sur le coup j'ai évidemment eu la peur de ma vie. J'ai l'habitude d'aller au bar avec mes amis, et c'était la première fois que j'y allais avec mon fils pour le présenter. Sauf qu'à un moment mon fils a voulu faire le tour du côté restaurant (on s'émerveille pour un papillon à cet âge) et une serveuse que je connais bien a voulu l'accompagner. Étant à quelques mètres il ne pouvait s'échapper. Mais n'ayant pas l'habitude de l'amener dans cet endroit, machinalement j'ai dit au revoir et je suis reparti tandis que la serveuse était dans la pièce d'à côté avec mon fils. Voilà voilà ! Aujourd'hui il a 12 ans et toutes ses dents, et non je ne suis pas pilier de bar, je ne fais qu'y boire un café chaque matin avant le travail :)