Le malaise
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Gestel
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Ouiiiiiiii ! Et une VDM publiée ! Comme vous l'aurez bien compris, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, cette histoire s'est passée il y a 2 jours. Je travaille actuellement dans un magasin en Angleterre et il m'arrive d'être dans les cabines d'essayage. Cette cliente m'a donc rendu les vêtements qu'elle ne souhaitait pas acheter, c'est donc naturellement que j'ai répondu "Thank you" mais c'était sans compter ce petit bonhomme qui m'a regardé en fronçant les sourcils, bah oui, on dit "Thank you mummy". Tellement chou ! Il a quand même répété 2-3 fois la phrase car il attendait vraiment que je le dise haha La maman était un peu gêné par la situation mais on a bien rigolé par la suite !