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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
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I never take things to heart
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50 favorites
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Consolation prize
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It's in the can!
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The thumb strikes back
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I’m your new creative director
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Going for gold
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One more and it's business time
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I like your style
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I liked to the power of 20
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My diary is a collector's item
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Tell us what happened next
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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50 quality comments
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I moderated this!
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
What'ch'all looking at?
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Ljiljka's favorite FMLs
D.A.R.E. to say no
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee
By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse
By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington
Get out
By okay17 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
danielzcwu tells us more.
By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York
BlondePsycho tells us more.
OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
Whispers and rumors
By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg
The Final Countdown
By Excalibur6669 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parlin
Liar, liar
By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?
By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco
By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City
By dragonfyre73 - 07/01/2015 00:32 - United States - San Francisco
dragonfyre73 tells us more.
OP here, as for all of you asking how we went three years without meeting each other, we meet in an online chatroom and became close friends. we knew each for about a year and a half before he asked me out. I was dubious as to how such a relationship would work, but it actually worked remarkably well. I personally am not the biggest fan of people or of physical contact, so having a boyfriend with whom I could only talk worked wonderfully for me. We did want to meet up in person sooner, but the travel costs along with more than a few family disagreements about the relation kinda made that a little bit difficult. We actually got back together later in my stay and he says that it was a joke. considering that he's always had an awful sense of humor, it really doesn't surprise me. I just wish that he'd been just a /touch/ more considerate. As it turns our, he had realized that he'd left the ring box on his bedside table and wanted to keep the proposal secret so yeah.
Young love
By loser - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach
By EvilBubbles - 09/01/2015 03:45 - Trinidad and Tobago - Woodbrook
EvilBubbles tells us more.
Lol guys! This is my post and the anal sex argument was on and off all day. My laptop did an automatic audio test without my permission haha the whole class laughed about it today, all good.
Happy Caturday
By Crazy Cat Guy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont
By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States
By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto
By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal
Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML