By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
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I never take things to heart
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50 favorites
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It's in the can!
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Happy ending
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I’m your new creative director
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The return of the thumb
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One more and it's business time
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I like your style
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100 kick-ass comments
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50 quality comments
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I moderated this!
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
What'ch'all looking at?
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Ljiljka's favorite FMLs
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Boomer humor
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Chillin'
By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville
By SarahNB - 01/03/2014 21:09 - United States - Salt Lake City
By Lisa - 16/12/2014 03:38 - United States - Lees Summit
By missca - 16/12/2014 04:35 - Australia - Salisbury
missca_fml tells us more.
Hey all I'm the OP, in hindsight I should have put that my Nan recently passed away, it was a couple of days earlier, and the website insists all FMLs are started with "today". Rest assured I didn't simply find out my Nan died and proceed to have sex!
The joke's on you
By justjoking - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
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Stunned silence
By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
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New management
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The sad truth
By Soulara89 - 23/12/2014 01:28 - United States - Orlando
By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
Mr_snuggels tells us more.
Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?
Tis the season…
By evil Santa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Solon
By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham
Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.