By flea-bitten - 06/04/2013 19:41 - United States
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By flea-bitten - 06/04/2013 19:41 - United States
By ziggers10 - 07/04/2013 03:19 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/04/2013 04:07 - United States - Carrollton
By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral
By child of a crazed women - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Halethorpe
By kimhinesvoinea - 07/04/2013 12:07 - United States
By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley
By moosy0_o - 07/04/2013 19:22 - Netherlands - Berlicum
By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney
By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport
By chinatownhobo - 08/04/2013 06:12 - Australia - Canberra
By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
By save the koalas? uhh - 08/04/2013 14:08 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green
By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston
By MrKento - 08/04/2013 23:16 - Honduras - Tegucigalpa
:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....
By AAMBC4 - 09/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Jersey City
OP here. Some of these comments crack me up, but thank you for the chuckle. My daughter is the light of my life and truly has a sense of humor and intelligence beyond her short 3 years. I appreciate the support of most and I am happy to have this to share with her as she gets older.
By MickyIsEVIL - 09/04/2013 11:05 - Japan - Nagoya
By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard
By nice education you've got there - 09/04/2013 21:04 - United States - Monroe
OP here. A few comments: the cashier was a guy, not a girl. I don't know why most of you think that. Also, there were two elderly people waiting in line who were laughing and berating me as some of the commenters here are doing. And I'm a woman from Belgium, not the Netherlands (but FML didn't ask for my country when I posted it). I WAS already out of the store and going home when I noticed it, so I needed to go back into the store, wait for a slow customer to pay while the rest of the cue was wondering why I was standing there like a complete idiot, and then explain to the cashier why I wanted to pay for the bread. By the way, the freshly baked, honestly-payed-for, Italian bun was delicious, after I had cleansed my palate from the disgusting comments I received.