Violent
By Anonyme - 07/04/2015 16:58 - France - Annesse-et-beaulieu
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci à ceux qui me soutiennent ou me font rire dans leurs commentaires :) Pour info, la personne avait l'air tout à fait saine d'esprit quand je l'ai prise dans ma voiture, et m'indiquait très bien la direction. C'est une fois arrivés à destination, quand je lui ai demandé où il voulait que je le dépose exactement, que le monsieur a commencé à divaguer en disant que de toute façon il "ne pouvait pas payer les travaux" (quels travaux ?) et que je n'avais qu'à l'emmener chez moi... C'est à ce moment-là que je me suis dit qu'il y avait un gros problème, et nous sommes retournés dans la rue où je l'avais trouvé. Là-bas, j'ai croisé un couple qui m'a expliqué qu'il y avait une maison de retraite au bout de la rue, et des évasions fréquentes (inquiétant je trouve)... J'ai ramené le monsieur, tout est bien qui finit bien ! Les infirmières étaient soulagées, et je vous avoue que moi aussi ! Donc oui, c'est possible de ne pas se rendre compte immédiatement qu'une personne âgée est atteinte de cette maladie. De plus, son bracelet était caché sous sa manche --' Et, #103, évidemment que j'ai ramené le monsieur avant de mettre mon aventure sur le site, je n'allais pas le laisser dans ma voiture en me jetant sur mon téléphone pour publier une VDM ! Réfléchissez un peu avant de dire des âneries pareilles et d'accuser les gens à tort et à travers, en se basant sur 3 pauvres lignes... Et, non, sur le moment je n'ai pas du tout trouvé ça drôle ! Mais le but de ce site est justement de décompresser de ses mésaventures (petites ou grandes) en les partageant avec les autres ^^