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About Florianer

Une chose à savoir : Je ne suis pas très loquace 🐰
Et une deuxième chose : J aime les chats 🐱❣️

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Florianer's favorite FMLs

Lindir tells us more.

Ma VDM... Publiée... :sort le champagne: Je n'aurai pas cru que ça susciterait autant de jeux de mots ! Alors, pour répondre un peu en vrac aux questions posées : Il n'y a pas de verrou à notre salle de bain, et il n'y avait aucun signe y indiquant la présence de mon frère. Et pour toutes les personnes se demandant pourquoi il n'a pas utilisé un coupe-ongle, je vous dirai... Que je n'en sais rien x) après sa superbe répartie, je suis juste sortie de la salle de bain sans insister et sans oser poser de questions x)

capitalhumain tells us more.

Je sais pas si c'était une façon de pas venir trop vite, en tous cas c'est LUI que je n'ai pas vu revenir vite ! Il semble que les théories de friedmann soient très longues à comprendre....

Rom89 tells us more.

Donc un peu d'explication: Je suis jeune conducteur et ça devait faire 3 mois que j'avais pas fait de créneau, et tout ceux que j'avais fait c'était avec la voiture de papa et la caméra de recul (le truc ultime quoi). J'avais la place nécessaire pour me garer, mais c'était un créneau à gauche (pas forcement les plus simple), derrière moi un scooter était garé en travers, donc pas facile de voir quand on est assez proche ou non (j'ai pas le gabarit de la voiture bien en tête pour le moment), et je ne voulais pas le mettre par terre en reculant dedans.

Dreey31 tells us more.

Dreey31 15

Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mais je n'ai pas le même compte qu'à l'époque donc je ne sais pas si cela apparaîtra. "Mémé" comme certains l'ont dit, avait 57 ans à l'époque, donc elle connaissait très bien le magnétoscope, le lecteur dvd, et surtout internet ! Mais elle préfère qu'on lui raconte, c'est comme ça ^^ Pour ceux qui se demandent, oui j'ai regardé l'épisode pour le lui raconter, ça lui a fait plaisir et j'ai pu voir que pratiquement rien n'avait changé depuis 20 ans dans cette série !