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By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
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By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
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By capitalhumain - 14/07/2008 10:20
Je sais pas si c'était une façon de pas venir trop vite, en tous cas c'est LUI que je n'ai pas vu revenir vite ! Il semble que les théories de friedmann soient très longues à comprendre....
By tal43 - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Rom89 - 04/05/2009 16:19
Donc un peu d'explication: Je suis jeune conducteur et ça devait faire 3 mois que j'avais pas fait de créneau, et tout ceux que j'avais fait c'était avec la voiture de papa et la caméra de recul (le truc ultime quoi). J'avais la place nécessaire pour me garer, mais c'était un créneau à gauche (pas forcement les plus simple), derrière moi un scooter était garé en travers, donc pas facile de voir quand on est assez proche ou non (j'ai pas le gabarit de la voiture bien en tête pour le moment), et je ne voulais pas le mettre par terre en reculant dedans.
By Dreey31 - 21/05/2010 12:08
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mais je n'ai pas le même compte qu'à l'époque donc je ne sais pas si cela apparaîtra. "Mémé" comme certains l'ont dit, avait 57 ans à l'époque, donc elle connaissait très bien le magnétoscope, le lecteur dvd, et surtout internet ! Mais elle préfère qu'on lui raconte, c'est comme ça ^^ Pour ceux qui se demandent, oui j'ai regardé l'épisode pour le lui raconter, ça lui a fait plaisir et j'ai pu voir que pratiquement rien n'avait changé depuis 20 ans dans cette série !
By Anonyme - 16/06/2010 11:15 - France
Ma VDM... Publiée... :sort le champagne: Je n'aurai pas cru que ça susciterait autant de jeux de mots ! Alors, pour répondre un peu en vrac aux questions posées : Il n'y a pas de verrou à notre salle de bain, et il n'y avait aucun signe y indiquant la présence de mon frère. Et pour toutes les personnes se demandant pourquoi il n'a pas utilisé un coupe-ongle, je vous dirai... Que je n'en sais rien x) après sa superbe répartie, je suis juste sortie de la salle de bain sans insister et sans oser poser de questions x)