Le big malaise
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Nancy
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Nancy
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By pasdechance - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
By Mr Bond - 29/10/2013 09:49 - France - Chatou
By Al31 - 31/10/2013 09:10 - France
By Xerria - 31/10/2013 10:29 - France - Tours
By Luhtain - 31/10/2013 13:00 - France - Paris
By lolipop - 31/10/2013 13:37 - France - Reims
By lolodecarcassonne - 31/10/2013 14:40 - France
By BobyPingouin - 31/10/2013 18:06 - France - Igney
By Lola - 31/10/2013 20:43 - France - Boujan-sur-libron
By PreventionZero - 01/11/2013 01:50 - France - Margny-l
Je tiens à préciser que je ne comptais pas prendre la voiture, des amies m'ont informée qu'elles devaient rentrer à pied, n'ayant bu que 2 verres en début de soirée je leur ai proposé de les ramener, mais en voyant la voiture des policiers je me suis dit "autant en profiter"
By 1ernovembre - 01/11/2013 23:18 - France - Grenoble
By Mangezmoicuit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Pessac
By chocofan - 02/11/2013 14:15 - Belgique
By Mouztic - 02/11/2013 21:27 - France - Blanquefort
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors tout d'abord, pour préciser, certains des bonbons avaient des papiers (ouf) mais d'autres non (brutal). J'avoue que ça m'a carrément dégoûté et que j'ai bien mémorisé les bonbons qu'il nous avait passé pour être de sur ne pas les manger. Sur le coup on a vraiment trouvé ça dégoûtant mais maintenant qu'on y pense on trouve ça drôle (même si niveau hygiène on peut difficilement faire pire). Voilaaa ! :)
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
By Calbuto - 04/11/2013 17:16 - France - Roanne
By Mamie steak - 05/11/2013 04:55 - Australie - Padstow
By hhquatrevingt - 05/11/2013 08:27 - France - Montpellier
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM : je suis rentré me coucher, elle était encore morte de rire dans notre lit !