Pêche posée
By anonypluie - 08/03/2023 18:20 - Suisse - Full
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
By anonypluie - 08/03/2023 18:20 - Suisse - Full
By papa - 30/04/2013 11:32 - France - Villefontaine
By nomade319 - 16/05/2013 14:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
By jojo03100 - 25/05/2013 00:41 - France - Mon
By Mzlle_Ju - 08/06/2013 19:53 - France - Orl
Salut, c'est moi l'auteure de la VDM :-) Déjà, tout vos commentaire m'ont bien fait rire. Alors premièrement, non, je ne cherchais pas à ouvrir à mon amant, et deuxièmement, l'armoire était assez petite, raison pour laquelle elle ne m'as pas complètement écrabouillée. Je m'en sort plutôt pas mal, à part un déboitement de l'épaule dû à une ouverture trop violente de la porte xD. Super glorieux comme blessure de guerre. Fin voilà, j'espère que vous allez continuer à bien vous foutre de ma gueule ;-).
By skydj - 30/06/2013 23:01 - France
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By Tigrou - 04/07/2013 23:51 - France - Grand Champ
By Toothpaste - 11/07/2013 18:03 - France - Marlenheim
By mere_tyrannique - 27/07/2013 12:48 - France - Paris
By Eaudodouce - 30/07/2013 14:35 - Guyane française
By nini9379 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By fabiola - 18/04/2013 08:11 - Suisse - Bern
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By Anonyme - 25/09/2013 10:00 - France - Beauzelle
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By grillpastartine - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Melun
By kahuet - 23/12/2013 01:40 - France - Marseille
By Emma93220 - 01/01/2014 13:01 - France
Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!