By meh - 31/10/2016 15:43
The Top
By nataliepaige - 19/07/2011 04:43 - Canada
By majesticous - 23/10/2016 15:56 - Netherlands - Spijkenisse
By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence
By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States
Tasty
By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States
Biology lesson time
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Amie89 - 09/10/2016 04:37 - United States - Toledo
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Hey, OP here. The FML was poorly written, mostly because they never get published so, who would care, right? Oops. Sorry! My husband and I have been actively trying to conceive for a while now, and he's a truck driver who's only home on weekends, so it's doubly difficult. These past few weeks, I've been very moody and having odd (for me) food wants, so we were really hopeful, but Aunt Flo showed up, so hopes were dashed. Looking back, I've had some new stresses in my life that probably contributed to the moodiness, as I'm usually a fairly even-tempered person. And, as I can't afford healthcare (we make too much for assistance but not enough to actually afford any plans), getting checks would cost more than we could pay. In a month or so, his job will offer company-wide health care, so we'll see what happens then. :)
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau
Bad Yelp review
By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore
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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States
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The language of love
By TextsAlot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By aabadaba - 01/04/2013 05:23 - United States - La Mirada
Taking the piss
By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson
By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
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Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
Sex ed
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States
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By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
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It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
Reasoning
By okay then - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Avon Lake
Excitation morning
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By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
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Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
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Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.